About the Captain…
First things first, I’m a realist. I am one tattooed mother, a “pin up” wife, with the mouth of a pirate, the mind of a Virgo, and heart of a foodie. I am an experienced catering, meal prep and pop up restaurant chef, part time candle maker, and I work for “The Man” as an oil and gas operator as well. I am a wearer of costumes, planner of parties, tripper of roads, mixer of cocktails, and slave to my animals. I might not be every ones cup of tea, but I’d rather be a few peoples shot of rum anyway.
Fore warning: I write like I speak, im kind of vulgar. I over use unnecessary punctuation all. The. Damn. Time! I’m blogging because everyone I know said it’s the next thing to do after you flood IG, Pinterest, and FB with food pics and cooking memes. if you want to read about a slightly funny, real life person, cooking what ever the fuck is in the fridge, theme nights, KETO recipes, Saucesomeness, skull food, and a lot of badass brunch…. While also talking shit to in animate objects and taking shots…I be your girl.
Most people like to cook, but I love to cook, I love to make my food pretty. I cook when I’m happy, when I’m pissed, when I’m bored, when I’m hungry of course, and when I’m so busy all I can do is procrastinate and cook instead. I always make too much, but usually give all my food creations away because I want to share it with the world. (Insert early 90’s coca cola song here). I’ve got too many ideas so I over share… I must create or I will implode! I am all about promoting local, buying local, sharing and supporting each others small business and dreams. I Hope that someone can find some buried treasure within my madness. I am a little bit extra, and a lot of fun. Friendship is welcome. What is NOT welcome is bullshit and judgery. Cause we all know…. Ain’t nobody gots time fo dat. I am currently one half of the culinary wonder team “The Saucy Broads” catering and events are our game, KETO is our fame! I hope to help you on your journey, where ever that may lead you.
Also, I might be an excessive picture taker. Follow me on Instagram The Bomb Noms