About the Captain…
First things first, I’m a realist. I am one tattooed mother, a “pin up” wife, with the mouth of a pirate, the mind of a Virgo, and heart of a foodie. Self proclaimed home chef, part time candle maker, but I work for “The Man” full time. I am a wearer of costumes, planner of parties, tripper of roads, mixer of cocktails, and slave to my animals. I might not be every ones cup of tea, but I’d rather be a few peoples shot of rum anyway.
Fore warning: I write like I speak, im kind of vulgar. I over use unnecessary punctuation all. The. Damn. Time! I’m blogging because everyone I know said it’s the next thing to do after you flood IG, Pinterest, and FB with food pics and cooking memes. if you want to read about a slightly funny, real life person, cooking what ever the fuck is in the fridge, theme nights, skull food, and a lot of badass brunch…. While also talking shit to in animate objects and taking shots…I be your girl.
Most people like to cook, but I love to cook, I love to make my food pretty. I cook when I’m happy, when I’m pissed, when I’m bored, when I’m hungry of course, and when I’m so muthfkn busy all I can do is procrastinate and cook instead. I always make too much, but usually give all my food creations away because I want to share it with the world. (Insert early 90’s coca cola song here) I loathe to grocery shop, but I celebrate having a fully stocked fridge, and I’ve got some pretty cool ideas I’d like to share with you. No, I didn’t go to culinary school, I just put more effort into my food than most people do with their makeup. I love to hear comments and suggestions… And even YOUR food adventures are welcome. What is NOT welcome is bullshit. Cause we all know…. Ain’t nobody gots time fo dat.
Also, I might be an excessive picture taker. Follow me on Instagram @Cassandra_dkay https://instagram.com/cassandra_dkay/