If there is one thing I have learned in my 34 years of life on this land lubbing floating rock….. it’s that who you spend your time with, should make you feel like you do when you see your food coming to your table….if not more. This blog is about my dirty lust for food and my sarcasm on topics including, but not limited to: making pretty food, traveling to get food, how I make the foods, jokes about food, how to love healthy food, food I need in my mouth and there may be some drinking as well. Either your on my party ship or you’re not. No “W-anchors allowed!” So come on and drink up me hearties yo ho!
Published by Cassandra D'Kay
First things first, I'm a realist. I am one tattooed mother, a "pin up" wife, with the mouth of a pirate, the mind of a Virgo, and heart of a foodie. I am a Part time caterer, meal prep service & pop up dinner chef, part time candle maker, and hot sauce maker and reviewer. I also work for "The Man" full time in the oil and gas industry. I am a wearer of costumes, planner of parties, tripper of roads, mixer of cocktails, and slave to my animals. I might not be every ones cup of tea, but I'd rather be a few peoples shot of rum anyway. Fore warning: I write like I speak, i'm kind of vulgar. I over use unnecessary punctuation all. The. Damn. Time! I'm blogging because everyone I know said it's the next thing to do after you flood IG, Pinterest, and FB with food pics and cooking memes. If you want to read about a slightly funny, real life person, cooking what ever the fuck is in the fridge, theme nights, skull food, hot sauce reviews and a lot of badass brunch.... While also talking shit to in animate objects and taking shots...I be your girl. Most people like to cook, but I LOVE to cook, I love to make my food pretty. I cook when I'm happy, when I'm mad, when I'm bored, when I'm hungry, and when I'm so busy all I can do is procrastinate and cook instead. I always make too much, but usually give all my food creations away because I want to share it with the world. I loathe to grocery shop, but I celebrate having a fully stocked fridge, and I've got some pretty cool ideas I'd like to share with you. Also, I might be an excessive picture taker. Follow me on Instagram @the_bomb_noms View all posts by Cassandra D'Kay